Factura Electrónica 2011

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Well I am very late to this, I seem to have died early and be late to get involved in this blogging bonanza. At least I have now found an aim to this madness!

If there is anything you wish to find out about me or life feel free to ask! Any ideas or inspiration will help me to focus my aim, due to the decomposition of my brain… ahh, that rhymed… :0o

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Monilia sp. on apple

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You think I am a dead fox… I am dead, but I am also very much alive,

Like an apple fallen from the tree, dead as it has been cut from its life source, but alive for a time, slowly descending into nothing and being eaten away by fly’s and mold…

For the time I will comfort you regularly with random banter, chocked up ideas and baffling thoughts as I pass on into the afterlife that awaits a fox in my condition, but until then, Kick back and Read the story so far! Why not even leave a comment and enjoy me while you can?

Remember, you won’t live forever, the time to start is right now!

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Young Eurasian Badger (Meles Meles)

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It has come to my attention, that there is in fact an after life… Now as a Fox this is not something that has been on my mind an awful lot. The thoughts on my mind were,

* Food

* Mr’s Fox

* The Cubs

Not what will happen when I ‘Kick the Bucket’, or as a Fox would say ‘Trot the Fox’. As a Fox we have more pressing matters, we don’t have a nice house to spend our time in, we have holes, evadable by other nasty animals, such as Badgers or Dogs… I HATE Badgers and Dogs, disgusting, nasty, vial animals. We don’t have worries, about Bills and Car Tax, we worry about the next meal, and whether today will be the day we finaly find a nice place to make a new Den. The Missus was always going on about wanting a new Den, I guess that is something she will have to sort herself now, Damn, I miss her…. At least those Bees have left me alone! Nasty Nasty Bees….

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Bees hive

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They seem to be everywhere today, Yellow and Black, Loud and Heavy, Big and Stingy. I wouldn’t mind them so much, if I could waft them away! But I can’t, I don’t have the ability to use my legs in that way anymore, to be honest, I don’t even know how I am typing this. Sidetracked, this is happening more and more isn’t it…. Anyway,

Bees, please leave me alone, I need to Sleep! Thank you!

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Teeth

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I used to Have Yellow and nasty teeth, but I found my solution, why don’t you give it ago?

Do you have yellow, or slightly discolored teeth? I recommend the new ‘Sun Light Bleaching’ products! Available at all your local graveyards!

Just sit in the sun all day with you mouth slightly open, but watch out for Ants and Bees, they might walk or fly in there, and that wouldn’t do anyone any favors!

It worked a charm for me! Give it ago!

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Graveyard, Ghost Tour

For a while not I have been watching the world pass me by from a cold gravestone in this creepy old Church, you need to realize, it was not my choice to die, I just had a run of bad luck that resulted in an unfortunate sticky ending, with a club, a Dog and a Horse….

Now, many people say Fox hunting is over, and I guess you could say it is over, for me… but seriously, just because a law is passed, it won’t stop those fanatics, City Center ‘Clubbers’, you owe me a new life! One day, one day I will have my vengeance! Just you wait…. I will tip the Scales of Justice in favor of me, my voice will be heard!

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