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We Fox’s are far more advanced than is often thought, we even have our own sewer system! It is the most inventive system ever! I will tell you about it shortly. Many humans believe that Fox’s of the wild just go for a number 2 where ever they feel like….

This is not true, in every den we have toilets, yes, the white, seated jobs, with a flusher and everything…… the waste goes out of them through pipes that change were they unload the waste every hour, randomly.

But be careful, because it might unload in right into your back garden, popping out of the soil and leaving the perfect curve effect every time! You don’t think that is a natural number 2 do you? Who has that sort of consistency and curve effect all the time? I would like to meet the Fox who does! Hat’s of to them!

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Red fox. Picture from Skandinavisk Dyrepark, D...

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Have you ever noticed that when you talk to an animal, there are times when they stare at you, pulling expressions that can make you think that they understand what you are saying…. simply put, we can, we read your newspapers and engage in you questionnaires, we vote (via mail) we even call into your radio stations at times, and take part in your shows…. We are so deeply involved in your political structure… who do you think banned Fox Hunting? The public? Get out of here! We stand up for our own! Truly, you have NO idea how deep this runs…… lol, runs, that sets my up nicely for my next post…… :0)

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Fruit, my oldest longing, for years you were scarce and hard to find, other animals eating you, picking you off the high trees, always out of my reach! Birds laughing because they tasted your sweet nectar often, knowing that me and my family had to eat anything that was going.

The only relieving aspect was when I managed to catch those pesky birds unawares and off guard, and eat them all up! Mmmmmhhhhhhh, half digested fruit, inside a half digested bird inside a stomach as fruit hungry as mine………… It is a shame that you gave me the runs, because I would of loved to have eaten more of you, Fruit, my oldest longing!

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