Your Voice!

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Is there anything you wish to see on LongDeadFox? We are giving you, the reader the chance to write in and give ideas or even write the articles, if we like your style and you keep giving ideas, there maybe chances to become one of the permanent writers for LongDeadFox! After all, when your dead, you have SOO many other things to be doing… Haunting those Badgers and Dogs who used to make your life HELL!!!! Hahahahahahahaha – Suckers :0)

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Sleeping Lions

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Well it is another beautiful day! Full of Life, Love, A bit of Rain….. and the ability to play Sleeping Lions the Bestest!!!

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Itchy

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Ok I have the worst itch ever at the moment! Right on my nose! How the heck am I meant to scratch that? Any ideas?

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A Fox’s Business

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We Fox’s are far more advanced than is often thought, we even have our own sewer system! It is the most inventive system ever! I will tell you about it shortly. Many humans believe that Fox’s of the wild just go for a number 2 where ever they feel like….

This is not true, in every den we have toilets, yes, the white, seated jobs, with a flusher and everything…… the waste goes out of them through pipes that change were they unload the waste every hour, randomly.

But be careful, because it might unload in right into your back garden, popping out of the soil and leaving the perfect curve effect every time! You don’t think that is a natural number 2 do you? Who has that sort of consistency and curve effect all the time? I would like to meet the Fox who does! Hat’s of to them!

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A Fox’s World

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Have you ever noticed that when you talk to an animal, there are times when they stare at you, pulling expressions that can make you think that they understand what you are saying…. simply put, we can, we read your newspapers and engage in you questionnaires, we vote (via mail) we even call into your radio stations at times, and take part in your shows…. We are so deeply involved in your political structure… who do you think banned Fox Hunting? The public? Get out of here! We stand up for our own! Truly, you have NO idea how deep this runs…… lol, runs, that sets my up nicely for my next post…… :0)

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Twelve past Never…

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There was once a Fox in the UK,

Who lived in a graveyard always,

One day he was hit upon the head by a club,

Now he blogs all Day

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Fruit?

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Fruit, my oldest longing, for years you were scarce and hard to find, other animals eating you, picking you off the high trees, always out of my reach! Birds laughing because they tasted your sweet nectar often, knowing that me and my family had to eat anything that was going.

The only relieving aspect was when I managed to catch those pesky birds unawares and off guard, and eat them all up! Mmmmmhhhhhhh, half digested fruit, inside a half digested bird inside a stomach as fruit hungry as mine………… It is a shame that you gave me the runs, because I would of loved to have eaten more of you, Fruit, my oldest longing!

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I’m Posting every day that is left in 2011…. Late as ever!

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Well I am very late to this, I seem to have died early and be late to get involved in this blogging bonanza. At least I have now found an aim to this madness!

If there is anything you wish to find out about me or life feel free to ask! Any ideas or inspiration will help me to focus my aim, due to the decomposition of my brain… ahh, that rhymed… :0o

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A Grave Misunderstanding

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You think I am a dead fox… I am dead, but I am also very much alive,

Like an apple fallen from the tree, dead as it has been cut from its life source, but alive for a time, slowly descending into nothing and being eaten away by fly’s and mold…

For the time I will comfort you regularly with random banter, chocked up ideas and baffling thoughts as I pass on into the afterlife that awaits a fox in my condition, but until then, Kick back and Read the story so far! Why not even leave a comment and enjoy me while you can?

Remember, you won’t live forever, the time to start is right now!

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My EYES and Rigor Mortis

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It seems that I have lost my Eyes, these ants are really going at me aren’t they.. First my Brains, then my Eyes, I wish decomposition was a more graceful ailment!

I guess it beats Erectile Dysfunction, Rigor Mortis solved that one for me!

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